I have never been more attracted to Zac Efron in my life.

Wait. Is that Zac Efron? Or some random dude named Zace Fron because that does not look like Zac Efron, in my understanding of Zac Efron.

Our president is perfectly happy with smearing the name of a murdered journalist in the interest of maintaining lucrative weapons contracts

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

Fuck her shitty ass parents. Bill for family vacation... I hope she never pays and it fucks up your credit forever, you trifling, nasty assholes. I hope Discover calls you nightly. I hope this article gets you hate mail.

IM DRUNK AND I WILL LEGIT BUY A PIG RIGHT NOW FIGHT ME

This was a stupid post. 

Bitch it was FUCKING FREEZING in Tennessee last night and the fur is absolutely not gratuitous. 

You ever try parking while looking out of two holes cut into a sheet?

... and?

Give it a week. Today will feel like birthday cake.

If they weren’t my friends, would they let me eat the leftovers from the buffet table at the end of my shift? Didn’t think so, libtard!

It never stops to hurt my heart that Trump is president. Ultimately, not because of the ugly qualities that this article perfectly captures but because it told me something that I didn’t know about the working, everyday 63 million fellow Americans with whom we share the country. I used to love road trips and exploring…

On a totally unrelated note, in addition to being in the permagreys on The Slot and Jezebel, I am now banned on Splinter for making a comment critical of Nick Martin today:

Girl, I wouldn’t care if I was naked with a needle in my arm, if Oprah showed up that shit BETTER be on camera for when I brag my brains out about it. #Thatsjustme

Some wacky things went down at the height of Spiritualism: American Hauntings: Ectoplasm.

I’ve got a feeling that this guy isn’t going to call or text her, and will fail to reply back to any voicemails or texts she leaves for him.

“Amethyst Realm”

i am sure he's having a little giggle over it up there :) 

The freak show was replaced by real Housewives of Orange County.