As I said elsewhere this weekend, the next occupant of the White House is going to be shocked to find no furnishings and all the copper wire ripped out of the walls.

He just wants to get rid of everything was created by the black guy.

Trump could unlawfully shoot a man and not be impeached. He admitted it, himself, and it’s holding up to be true. Now maybe the Republicans will turn on him after he’s done reversing everything Obama did during his two terms, but not until. He is their sin eater and once he’s done taking all blame, they’ll jettison…

Perhaps you should read up a bit on the changes that Trump and Sessions have been making to the DOJ and their policy of police first. Yes, I think Trump is an asshole, but its his implemented policies that are the bigger problem.

decapitate and dismember the body, thouroughly lacerate the torso in attempt to prevent bloating, attach weights, and then toss overboard.

Portland here. We’re about seventeen miles north and basically the main gateway to the state, so we’re seeing lots of preparation for all sorts of reasons. The main tips we’re hearing: Get your car refueled and get your groceries *now*. If possible, go outside the path of the totality for this. If possible, take…

I hope so. He deserves all the pain for turning the kids away from Nicole.

It’s entirely possible that at this moment, Tom Cruise is sitting in a sauna and chugging barley water in an attempt to heal his broken ankle.

They sleep 16-18 hours a day. They’re bred for sprinting , not endurance. I couldn’t be happier with the lazy silly things.

I have two retired racers. Fuck. Had. My oldest passed a couple of weeks ago.

GuKKKi and then you pronounce it like in that one episode of Friends when Rachel has the interview with Gucci?

“I want to make it perfectly clear that my company said nothing negative about the Dear Leader. My employees did not speak out in opposition to the Führer. Gaddafi would have looked fabulous in our products.”

When I was deciding what kind of dog to get, I went to one of those online breed-chooser websites and searched for sedentary and well-tempered. That’s the dog you want if you’re not super active and super patient.

When reached for comment, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders simply angrily stared at the reporter and the wall behind and to the left of him simultaneously.

I remember when my brother who travels a lot and like is very busy running a creative business so is working a lot was like ‘I want a husky’ and also ‘Or maybe a bengal cat’ neither of those would be a good fit for him. He’s never owned a dog (we have a dog but he came along after he moved out) and he grew up with a…

This was my thought, too.

If my husband and I ever get a dog, it will likely be a retired racing greyhound. But we know of a rescue who specializes in retired racing greyhounds, and they are taught how to “dog” before they get adopted out. And the rescue will assess your lifestyle and recommend a dog for you, instead of you just picking one.

My sister has three retired greyhounds and they are super lazy and easy, but you better be rich because their tissue-paper skin and bird bones get damaged VERY easily. None of them have any issues with stairs, but one does have a hard time with hardwood floors. They can be nervous animals, so he slipped once and hurt…

I’ve actually heard that a lot of rescued racing greyhounds are quite manageable and even lazy once you get them accustomed to home life and socialization, but I have no direct experience.

Bunions too. Very painful and even disfiguring.