bakedtoperfection
Bakedtoperfection
bakedtoperfection

Don’t ask. The anger has no bottom. They’re pulling water from an infinite well.

He’s trying to make it look like he’s so busy and presidential.

I’m having brownies for breakfast. Would you like one?

Don’t buy the hype. This mealy-mouthed shitheel will amend this in 48-hours, after conservative backlash, to specify that he meant Christian™ refugees from evil “Moslem” persecution.

“Egypt to certain extent” Really? Is that so? Because last I checked, Egypt has had not one, not two, but three revolutions since 2011. Such a pinnacle of stability no? Get the fuck out of here with that horseshit.

I didn’t think I had anything, but yes I do! My pup is CRAZY about tape. He will pick the roll out from the clutter on the counter, pull small bits out of the office trash can, or try and pull it from wherever it might be

Like this?

That face! It says “you would play tug with this bit of green caterpillar if you really loved me”

But how can you play tug of war with THAT?

Hey, if you can’t dazzle them with your brilliance, baffle ‘em with your bullshit.

#NotAllMassholes

Excuse me while I act shocked that a man who reacted to a breakup by penning a song that goaded his fans into stalking and cajoling his ex-wife to “give him another chance” has also been physically abusive.

Every time I learn something new about Robin Thicke the more it seems he could use a punch in the dick.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Aww, Donny, are you having a rough day? Do you need a nap before you have to put on your big boy pants and GOVERN THE FUCKING COUNTRY LIKE AN ADULT?

Don’t let them get to you! I was feeling incredibly hopeless. It got bad. Then I marched in DC. I too looked at those posts and wanted to bite back. I ended up pulling up the march on youtube and I was instantly back on Independence and 7th, feeling empowered to control my emotions and the conversation. We marched all

Yeah, that’ll make the first-time marchers feel great. Can we stop picking at people who gave enough of a shit to come out and march in January, and then tell them it isn’t good enough? I think all women need to be respectful of the new-to-protest women who are now galvanized. Coming together on commonalities and

Speaking locally, I learned that the school district has a shockingly larger budget than the city it resides, and this is only one of three districts. The republican state has declared it in financial distress and taken it over. Our local senator made the comment “follow the money.” There’s a reason they want control.

The thing that really worries me most is that Trump is peddling anti-intellectualism as his default position.

Look, the biggest irony in all the “Suck it up, crybaby” rhetoric is that there is NOBODY who is more thin-skinned and more of a crybaby than President Trump! I mean, NOBODY! It’s unbelievable! Amazing! Tremendous, what a sad crybaby this president is!!