Here’s one fresh off my Facebook feed:

Sadly, you are correct. It’s not that the Newtown shooter shouldn’t have had a gun, it’s that there weren’t more guns available at the school to stop him. Thus the NRA’s effort to arm teachers. I think we should give guns to everyfuckingbody and let them shoot it out. Survival of the best shot.

I lost all hope after Newtown. If the massacre of small children doesn’t make a difference, what will?

I have the same issues with Kindle’s keyboard—I hate it! It often refuses to let me correct something it changed; instead, it replaces the same word with varying options over and over. I’ve learned to keep an eye on the autocorrect words that display above the keyboard. And it definitely doesn’t approve of curse…

You seem to have misconstrued my sentiment. I in no way feel sorry for Cory Batey—he deserved the sentence he got. I am, however, aware of the huge sentencing disparities that occur because of race. It’s a statistical fact: “Prison sentences of black men are nearly 20% longer than those of white men for similar crimes…

And where black Vanderbilt football player Cory Batey will serve a mandatory minimum sentence of 15 to 25 years for committing the very same crime.

I just watched a documentary about Journey, and it focuses on the Steve Perry soundalike, Arnel Pineda. It’s a Cinderella story for sure: He was plucked out of obscurity via YouTube, and he really does sound just like Perry.

I’m a wretched, wicked person who will join you in hell. I played it over and over, cackling my ass off.

It does seem a bit frenetic.

Yes! That’s the only season of the Miami housewives I watched—that’s where I’ve seen her.

Thanks for the ID. She looked familiar, but I couldn’t figure out why she was involved in that particular conversation.

Any idea who the person sitting next to Kim is? She seemed very involved in the family conversation but I don’t recognize her.

You just know that Angela’s going to hold onto this marriage opportunity as tightly as her stiletto-manicured fingernails will allow. She’s already brought mama (hers) into the mix, who is undoubtedly delighted by the financial possibilities this relationship can yield.

Let me take that up a notch for you. Banana, Miracle Whip (none of that Hellman’s shit) and black pepper on whole wheat. Best. Sandwich. Ever.

One rainy morning on my way to work, i saw a small dog running in circles in the street. When I opened the car door, he jumped right in. He had a tag and I called the number on it but had to leave a message.

I’m with you. I think it’s dead serious, and scary as hell.

Watching these rats try to find their way out of the maze they created themselves is the most fun I’ve had in a long time.

I thought I wanted front loaders. But several friends have them and every single one of them have had issues with mold/mildew growing in the gasket inside the washing machine door. It became such a problem that two friends ended up replacing the whole machine, and another replaced the door.

She was prescient as fuck. When I read the Handmaid’s Tale years ago, I remember thinking, “But this can’t really happen. Women’s rights have come too far.”

Exactly. No matter what your profession, there’s going to be some dickhead doing embarrassing stuff, and there are definitely bad nurses. But at least with nursing, there’s a governing body willing to yank a license if necessary.