They did give it three years, but, yes, surely, like our great-great-grandparents, they should be obliged to stay together for life on the off chance one of them might be happy at some point in there.

Heh, because white people marching into the country in no way contributed to the current situation.

Yup. Just like Christians in Europe and North Africa, Buddhists went to war all over Asia- it was not all peaceful conversions.

And after thousands of people are dead and the killing tapers off, we’ll all read long-form pieces in The New Yorker about this, Netflix will produce a documentary on it, and a movie about it will win an oscar and everyone will say “Never again...”

I love capsules! I’d probably do the last dress.

Moved up one for weed consumption, moved down two for conspicuous mention of a relationship with a black person in an attempt to increase your score.

That shit don’t surprise me. Swole may be the blackest word ever but 95% of the people I hear using it in daily life are white bodybuilders. White people steal everything. Theft is cultural to them.

No, Dummy Smurf. When people talk about diversity in tech, they’re referring to the absence and often-deliberate exclusion of women, PoCs, and LGBTQ people.

In my family, I have sleeping muthafudgas, all the way down to the dudes that are woke-as-hell. They all annoy-the-shit out of me during holiday dinners. Whether if its during 4th of July BBQ, when my cousin brings her new white BF, who turns into ‘Mediocre Man’ after he realizes that more than 1/3 of the family have…

As long as pigs walk this Earth, I will never be a vegetarian.

I hope you mean “rich people in general,” because the original Rothschild banking conspiracy theory is anti-Semitic bullshit.

“Do I look like I care what white people think?”

what women? he’s definitely more to blame than THE WOMEN WHO WERE BEING HARASSED AND ASSAULTED

Except for Minnie Driver. Leave her out of this.

Ben Affleck seems to have been the perfect choice for Nick in Gone Girl.

No Marvin Sease slander on my watch. “Candy Licker” is a cultural treasure.

Just listen to sweet little angel while you’re in the corner and then come back and join us. To be fair, I threw you in on the deep end. We’ll lead you slowly into the land of grown folk music that your parents didn’t let you listen to while they were playing dominos.

Don’t you come for Marvin Sease! Next thing we know, you’ll start bad mouthing Clarence Carter and Betty Wright.

Look, without Jheri Curls we wouldn’t have Coming to America or Frenchie from In Living Color or HollyWood Shuffle . Personally, I wouldn’t have had a strange man chasing me around Winn-Dixie because my Jheri Curl made me look like Countess Vaughn’s twin. We take the god with the bad and the shower cap with the drip.