For that matter, why aren’t they upset that the story ends happily?  That’s an even bigger departure from the source material than the singing.  

I literally just dismissed one. There’s no end to their mewling about “but what about the source material?!?1" The source material didn’t have singing crustaceans or musical numbers in it, but I don’t see these lame fucks complaining about that 🙄 They need to just admit that they’re mad that a Black woman got a great…

Give me a break. What the fuck were they supposed to do? Not try? They would have gotten shit for that too. If they were making hard tackles and using their larger size and physicality to hurt the Thai players, sure, that’d be dickish, but just playing well. Spare me.

Really?! That’s your thought process? A supremely talented athlete celebrating her efforts is the same as official state business. Maybe if she opens some brown people concentration camps, you’ll be in the same neighborhood as a legitimate point.

Seriously. The ‘fighting game community’ has always been supremely embarassing. Don’t understand how anyone other than spastic teenagers could involve themselves in it.

A “pop-off” is literally just a person jumping to their feet, usually after a big moment. That’s it.

Can’t same im shocked. Any sports game including FIFA is half assed. Roster update, graphics update, more micro transactions. Now lets do it again next year.

I seriously doubt it's real. They made 6 real ones...

Once, yes. But not on the following cool down lap.

I just... even Lindsay Lohan had more appropriate courtroom attire. This is not the outfit I’d wear to deny a strip club catfight.

She is SUCH trash, as is her homophobic husband. Waiting for Jezebel, defenders of all things Cardi B (for some reason), to come to her defense and say she’s a warrior woman and can do no wrong.

Man, this should launch at least a dozen articles about how evil Ed Sheeran is.

I hope they are getting paid.  The only thing worse than getting paid to fawn over Cardi B is fawning over her and not getting paid.  

The incident itself has been public knowledge for most of a year and it hasn’t stopped the fawning coverage. A head-scratcher.

you’re so blind with hatred of billionaires that you’d let police/prosecutor malfeasance go instead of being gratefull to Kraft for bringing it front and center and setting a legal precedence to rein in the run away cops and prosecutors

the other weird take is that the hardline criticism of kraft had been his complicity in human trafficking...except now we are being told there was no human trafficking...so we need a new slant to criticize kraft.

Its funny to watch this family of websites argue so forcefully for the goodness of sex work and at the same time be so disappointed that getting a $100 handjob hasn’t led to the downfall of  Bob Kraft.

It helps to remember that in Deadspin’s hierarchy of needs, “shitting on those they perceive to be enemies” comes before having a coherent editorial stance.

I agree, it was pretty embarassing how gurning and squirming Gawker was for that tape to be released.

“For the sex workers, who have lost their jobs“