Boy, thank God America’s position of leadership in the world didn’t rest on an intricate web of soft power and alliances, primarily involving the traditional European powers. I’d be worried that long-term we’re going to be completely and utterly fucked because of this pissbaby’s petty bullshit! But luckily America is…

A trans-Atlantic wall across the ocean that Atlantis will pay for.

“... I want Europe to pay.”

An even dice means all the pieces are the same size. If you’re willing to sacrifice that, fine, it doesn’t make any difference to me. However, it’s not an even dice, as the illustration above plainly shows.

Exactly. You get randomly sized triangles and trapezoids of onion that any actual Chef would immediately rake into the garbage, call you a fucktard for wasting his food, and then make you re-chop properly while he stands there in your face balling you out like a pissed of drill instructor. 

No, I didn’t miss anything. I have legitimate training and 25 years of experience instead of 45 seconds of Googling and copypasta. 

I didn’t miss any steps. I spent 2 years apprenticing as a Saucier under a French Master Chef with a Michelin Star. If you French an onion, it’s impossible to get a uniform dice, a uniform brunoise, or any sense of uniformity because your first series of cuts produce triangles of onion. Frenching is a cut you use when…

“Oh, now we’re running?!” -Marshawn Lynch

This is what the Seahawks ALWAYS do.

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

Insecurity, self-esteem issues, sexist attitudes, and entitlement of stellar proportions.

Guess it’s just another one of those days that I’m embarrassed of the culture surrounding my primary hobby. What is wrong with people?

Yeah, 100%.

whatever gets the clicks and outrage, ya know?

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

Word especially in a country where Capitalism is a LITERAL center point for the economy. How they hell does non-compete even exist in this country? freaking US must’ve glitched out again. Damn Bethesda bugs.

Does any state still care (legally) about affairs? I think it’s all (or pretty much all) just “here is how we split up the assets” (barring something like abuse having an effect custody)

Yup, should be federal law.

Coming clean to my wife will effectively and immediately end our marriage. She’s strictly committed to a monogamous relationship, which I agreed to. I don’t want to hurt anybody but I know it will happen. What’s your take on all this?

Oh wow a Chinese investor won’t be worse than Activision at all.