only cunts end sentences with, “just saying”

and i’m fucking riddled with hemorrhoids. 

he looks to me sort of sickly like hes gonna die. Wish they could figure a way to not include him in the show anymore, his appearance is distracting.

yeah i fucked a loaf of bread once, was a total mess

is there like a website where you can pay famous people to beat the shit out of you on your birthday?

if anyone on the world wide web trusts a publicist named Tree Paine than we’re all in trouble.

Counter point-it’d make for a great movie!

Ben Affleck coaching ball and slamming shower brewskies - count me in.

Bow Meets World is a better show than the Simpsons, makes sense.

hate these all female reboots

dope pairing 

Curse your children for teaching you the internet. 

Dad must be proud!

think it’s too soon to say Lucas Film isn’t cutting RJ off

I wonder if Disney is actually planning on moving forward with Rian Johnson’s trilogy 

I’d let her crush my nuts with that power chin.

but there really aren’t many better TV scenes to get off to 

every time i read the phrase, soft reboot, i cream my fucking jeans.

Smallville was great, probably best super hero show ever.

I’m panintelligent