He was meditating.

Do you think he made the Chevy Chase noise under his breath?

Elkington: I will publicly guess the size of your paycheck.

this reminds me of the time Tim Tebow took a shot at his persecutors with his cleats.

The dude embellishes more than anyone else in the league. He whines when it doesn’t go his way. Calls go his way just because it’s his name. Want quick proof not relating to tonight? Look at his last game in Calgary. Clear goaltender interference on his game-tying goal to force OT and he isn’t called for it (even…

Please, I love me some Phish, but they WISH they were as great as XTC.

I gave myself to sin, I gave

You need some oomph-papa,
nothing like Frank Zappa

Can’t

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

Ah, so this is what they meant when they said Draymond was “undersized” for his position.

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

The issue was that there wasn’t another good bag of guns around to disarm the evil, probably non-christian bag...

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

From his website:

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.