Any takers on the “Michael Jordan’s baseball career was a secret ban by David Stern” theory?

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

Nobody is saying Brady isn’t tough and didn’t almost beat them despite this, but don’t tell me he wasn’t feeling the pressure yesterday. I’ve never seen him short arm the ball and prance around wheeling his head around before desperately chucking it off his back foot this much before.

The whole game I kept shouting, “Get that fancy dog!” at the TV. At one point my wife walks into the room and says, “What the fuck does that even mean?” I suppose without context, it would seem strange.

I’ve watched Miller before and knew he was good. But watching yesterday felt like I had the TV set at 1.5x normal speed — like the refresh rate was broken. Absolutely insane.

It’s also a veteran move to tell the media you meant to fall down.

Tweet quickly deleted, but yeah.

The NFL tests for marijuana, so instead of inhaling smoke or vapor from a plant, guys choose to put this chemical nightmare into their bodies. Drug policy across the board is broken and incentivizes behavior that leads to awful shit like this.

“That’s 100 percent bullshit. No. 1, it is bullshit. And No. 2, it’s insulting.”

Live look at ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER:

This looks to be Star-Wars-Prequel-Trilogy levels of bad. It’s a cartoon with a few live actors thrown in for kicks.

Looks like a CGI nightmare. I’d rather they just skip the pretense of live action and make it fully animated. Instead it just looks like a non-ironic take on Roger Rabbit.

Well, for me playing in rec city leagues, I can tell you that turf ensures you will shear all the skin from both your knees immediately and end up with rubber pellets all over your apartment.

whaaaat they did? Travesty.

When I was 6 my uncle got into a horrible accident. He was an engineer and a compressor blew up in his face as he was working on it. He was brain dead immediately but they rushed him to the hospital and he was on life support. None of us kids were allowed to go to the hospital but we all knew what was happening of…

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

I cried when the Chiefs lost to the Broncos in the playoffs in 98.