So I'm black.

black cops can be bad, too. when minority cops kill minority citizens, they're still the tool of the majority.

Holy Fuck you're right. Maybe he was running towards a loaded cannon. Better put 8 rounds in him just be sure.

People are going to go apeshit when she awards a first down for advancing 7.8 yards.

Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.

"I trusted you."

Yes, that's the important thing.

On the bright side, he's now the biggest tipper in Buffalo.

Does she ever make fun of Taylor swift for only dating white dudes?

Yeah, Jenny's got it all figured out

i successfully trolled her once by simply saying "Jenny johnson thinks she's way funnier than she actually is"

WOW, holy shit. I was looking through her feed and just saw a bunch of groaners about 50 Shades and Valentine's Day. Also 25 people favorited that shit? Good Lord

Jenny Johnson is a garbage person with garbage jokes.

She can just piss on the dress and make her cleaning lady clean it up, amirite!?!?!

I'm going to sit down with this sandwich and have a good think about this.

At 2:06, Rudi Garcia walks by what can only be described as Bam Bam Bigelow wearing a Feyenoord-themed KKK gown.

Barney Varmn?

Sports Agents: like Personal Injury Lawyers, but without a moral compass.

In high school, I worked at Discovery Zone, which was a lame version of Chuck E. Cheese, but we pretended it was like more educational or something. And more athletic. And had a lot more neon.

The cow is perfectly fine. He was checked out on the sidelines and was back in the next series.