Did they change the format? Are we playing all these teams in succession, Mortal Kombat style?

Don't have a dog in the fight? Cool, then surely you're willing to defer to Native Americans who consider it a slur and want it changed!

No I think he's planning on only paying for elderly unmarried Mexican women. That or it's his porn fettish.

Been a Hawks fan since the 1990's. I find most of the new fans annoying as shit. I'm not a soccer fan but at least most Sounders fans are at least somewhat knowledgeable about the team, basic strategy, and soccer in general.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

I don't know ... 2002 was pretty memorable because it was two really surprising semifinalists, Turkey and South Korea. I guess when the titans get dumped down into the bronze match, I can see the point here.

Hi, Dan.

Because before Kobe the Lakers were an unknown franchise?

The Kanji on his right arm clearly say "Die Bart Die"

You'll Never Cry Alone

How about "Redskins?"

So you mean that the 2nd layer of satire was a bridge too far?

Empress Michelle is over there feeding the pandas but why is no one asking HOW MUCH DID THOSE APPLES COST THE AMERICAN TAX PAYERS???????

Nope. Check Brazil's third:

Can someone hit the snooze button on that thing, and maybe we'll wake up tomorrow and find this is a joke?

"Fuckin' beautiful."

We're trying to.

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