Congrats to Jon Glaser on his fantastic statue

BING A BONG A BONG A BONG BURBANK

that doesn’t show up on deadspin, just my sad twitter TL

My life as a Roma fan: Watching them show up on Deadspin for rad shit like this, or getting humiliated in the Champions League by whatever club is currently the best in the world

Stefan invented the Whole Paycheck joke

thank you for only wishing MOST of us would jump off of a bridge. Hoping I’m on the “no jump” list

As a Roma fan, I was relieved that Brazil didn’t do anything special in the WC, as I was hoping we could sneak through the summer without selling him. He’s the best keeper I’ve seen with the ball at his feet. He has excellent distribution and is a very good shot-stopper. Liverpool just got a World Class GK.

If Tyler Perry made a movie like this, it would be about Pepsi being delicious and refreshing, and also how if you get divorced you go to hell

Nej, du græder!

Does Ronaldo put it in the same place if the wall is two feet to the right? We’ll never know.

Spain does everything right, Busquets even throws his head at the ball. You just can’t stop him.

This is a good list.

Congratulations “Big Dick Nick”... Christian!

Kobe’s *NO NO NO NO* when that pass was in the air is just too real...I just KNEW Gronk was going to catch it, somehow.

Close games are far worse. As a Broncos fan, I lost sleep for weeks over the Baltimore/Moore debacle. After the Seattle SB blowout, I felt disappointed, but just kind of erased that game from my mind and said to myself “It was Seattle’s day, we were just there.” Neither is fun, but close games are far more haunting,…

Looking forward to his apology and the subsequent rockin’ guitar cover!

I understand why this can’t be done with practical effects, but after Fury Road, this just looks like another big pile of CG shit. The swirling, flying camera work just constantly reminds me that almost nothing on screen is real

Have a feeling Rick & Morty stans were not “cool” to the employees

Fuck this league

so you know how you’re supposed to feel!