this is all ripped off from a hilarious Twitter convo that @paperwash started in November:

Not much resembling set plays?

huh

Gardai from Crumlin is a loose cannon, should be off the force for good

How much did Adidas pay to have this made?

It’s worth noting that comedian James Adomian, who is a talented and awesome guy, had some very damning words for Cale on twitter this weekend:

Cool list, dads

Someday a Lincecum-dad type will train his QB son to throw with both hands from day one, and he will create an NFL-destroying monster

*clears throat*

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this haunts me and I pray on it often

This artist (Stephen Gammell) is awesome, I love his work, and he sounds like a very normal guy who lives in St. Paul, MN.

the Wolf Girl illustration scared the shit out of me as a child.

Goddamn that’s a good bear

His was from the sideline

Bill has been calling Jark-O® Cousins Sal© and Dadd™ all day to tell them how happy he is. Bill is very, very happy

“thought” heh

it’s true, only complaint you can really make is throwing the ball that high. If you want to keep the risk of INT low, you throw it right at the receiver’s gut. I see why Wilson threw it where he did, though, especially in the video where it unfolds in a second and a half.

This guy scored in a World Cup just over a year ago. Someone has to be able to benefit from his...eccentricities

GRAMPA YOU’RE GONNA BREAK YOUR HIP AGAIN

feels...familiar

I’d argue that the second one was extremely not-excellent