But also, who watches Morning News? I get up, start my coffee, feed my dogs. Then I check my email, respond to the important ones, make calls, check in with the local news sites and legitimate news sites and then browse my guilty pleasure sites before I shower and get ready. The “TeeVee” doesn’t come on.

OMG.I.AM.DEAD.

I think the Bible has something to say about protecting the weak and feeding the hungry. Several times, in fact; not the least of which is Matthew 25:

There’s gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower bringing if Kirk Franklin burglar alarm start ringing..

Jesus be a Glock!

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

He thinks he is the Teflon Don

“The news has been especially hard on Brotman, as he lost his wife back in December after complications from a stroke. Brotman considered his preparations for the inauguration to be a welcome distraction from his grief.”

I think he also recently lost his wife.

If we’re still around and the earth isn’t a cinder, I am going to LOVE the looks of utter dismay on the faces of people like this in four years when not only has he not kept one promise but, in fact, made things worse. Through my tears, I will life my middle finger and say “Told you.” Yes, I’m a petty bastard.