Harry Caray?

You’d have to deal with smartasses like me calling them the Cleveland Freebase

I need to find where I saw this, but this year we were voted the BEST for beer selection in baseball. With the most variety and largest selection.

Actually, the way they frame it nowadays is “Yup, Trump’s a piece of shit. BUT HILLARY’S WAY WORSE ARRGHGHGGGLGHGHGH!!!”

It’s not the lying that drives me insane. It’s the fact that people believe the lies. It’s like critical thinking went out the window in favor of confirmation bias.

“and like any good wife, she’s standing by her husband, right or wrong, mostly wrong.”

She’s b-l-a-c-k.

she isn’t paying attention. she is fulfilling her bare minimum obligation being married to this man.

The unintelligible wino who dispenses secret wisdom in subtitle form.

I swear it’s like they want to make sure you know how overpriced the beer is by only providing sub-par beer and still charging you $10 a cup. I love watching games at Safeco Field, but I tend to sneak in my own liquor now so I can keep the cost of the evening under $200. I hope you at least tried the garlic fries.…

I think I know who his PR team is...

Ok, all I could read was Trump/Putin 16 and wondered if it was too early for a muscle relaxer.

The pink hats have existed for as long as there’s been North Shore Trixies.

At this point I’m honestly not even going to be *happy* - at least not right away - with a Clinton win. I’m pretty sure my overwhelming first emotion will just be a bone-deep relief that we managed to avoid total fucking disaster, coupled with the knowledge that there are still an alarming number of indescribably…

Can’t you just read one of the other half-dozen positive Cubs spins on this very website? Or one of a million on the internet? This take is exactly what many baseball fans think.

Last night I learned that pointing this out to people I follow on Twitter is a great way to get quickly blocked.

Basically, the Cubs are the Trump of MLB.

They already are, based on the bragging that many of my co-workers are doing today. I’ve already been told that I’m not a baseball fan because I didn’t root for the Cubs to win.

I’m just so happy for that Wisconsin grad from Indianapolis who now works for Accenture, lives in Lincoln Park, and has never watched a baseball game prior to this year - HE’S WAITED HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS!

I’m a Cubs fan. This is true.