Damn, I missed the fries. But we went to a couple of cool breweries nearby which was cool. And I gotta say, watching the crowd go to the Sounders game (It began after the ballgame) was amazing. They get into that shit.

Here’s what I said.

Yeah, last night right after they won might have been a tricky move, but now that there’s some time... go for it.

The White Sox, Red Sox and Reds beg to differ.

You’re so right. I got to meet him several times. Great guy.

The sun has not shined on a dog’s ass. The sun has shined on an extremely rich ballclub that spent a century pretending to be a dog’s ass to excuse the smell.

Why not the Cleveland Rocks? It plays off the HOF there and the city’s connection to rock and roll, sounds kind badass and there’s already a theme song. And I’m sure they can come up with a cool, non-racist logo.

There was no audience allowed, hence the people trying to get in. But that was probably a smart move because everyone would have thrown shit at Duke.

That’s hate bubbling to the surface.

This is horrible and hilarious at the same time. They’re so fucking dumb it’s kinda funny. You know they won’t be able to organize this shit. They’ve got no hidden cameras and probably don’t know how to set that shit up anyway, they’re going to get busted trying to buy that much marijuana and go broke trying to buy…

I live in Boston (saw the game at a bar that ended up rooting loudly for the Cubs). While generally I can tolerate them, they do seem to be worrywarts. If the Patriots only score 14 points in a half, they consider their season to be doomed. When Brady had to miss the first four games, I had to convince some of THEM…

I think we passed by one craft beer stand on the way out in the lower deck (we sat upper deck). But that was the only one I saw. We had to drink... Coors.

Ivan DeJesus!

Right. Her family probably had to move to New Hampshire after she was caught giving a handie to a young Ernie Banks.

LOL. Shut up.

God, the 80s Cubs. They were the most basic baseball team I’ve ever seen. Do just enough to attract people but not enough to win.

Ok, I’ll star this last one, but no more “old Cubs fan, twist ending story”, OK?

Let’s remember some Cubs

A woman out east here who was BORN in Chicago the year the Cubs were last in the Series. I think she wins.

If you need visual aids to explain your costume, you’re doing costuming wrong.