So you’re saying I should be her new speech writer. Got it.

And do it in that stilted, strange teleprompter reading voice of his where it sounds like he’s just saying individual words that his mind only occasionally is able to link together.

Or this?...

I’m gonna assume they both do. Neither one comes off as off-the-cuff witty.

Just got a news alert that Donald Trump will accept the results of the election... if he wins.

Ugh. I bet his hand smells like hydrogen peroxide and Donald Trump’s ass.

So who’s going to throw who under the bus first?: Trump, in trying to blame others for his loss, including his “horrible campaign manager”, or Conway in her tell-all book about the “most horrible candidate for political office I’ve ever worked for.”

Yup. I can’t wait for the movie starring John McGinley and Reese Witherspoon (channeling Tracy Flick)

That but even before that too, during the primary. There was something in a plane hangar where they had a camera focused on the empty stage for at least 30 minutes

LOL. Nice.

This is like one of those rhyming riddles...

Yeah, I expect her to be a regular go to talking head on CNN. The like those extreme viewpoint folks despite the fact they lie and say nothing of value.

Yeah, they got a LOT of shit during the primary for focusing so much on Trump: camera pointed at nothing while they waited for Trump to get off a plane or come into a room. I can almost pinpoint the pivot to starting to actually challenge Trump and his folks on their bullshit.

While Hillary was once giving a primary speech, CNN kept its cameras trained on an empty stage awaiting Trump to enter.

In other news, Drake LaRoche called the White Sox to say, “HA!”

I used to think he’d be forced to concede if it’s a landslide. But now I don’t think he’s even going to do that. He’s going to whine and bitch and moan no matter what happens. He is incapable of not being a big fucking 70 year old baby.

Haven’t tried the upside down trick but will give it a shot. Also we bought )) flour and make our own dough which turns out pretty good. I gotta get my yeast game perfected but so far, so good.

Haven’t tried the upside down trick but will give it a shot. Also we bought )) flour and make our own dough which…

This. We had a pizza stone that apparently couldn’t take the heat and cracked. We now use a big cast iron skillet that works beautifully. I want to get a larger baking steel but the skillet is working great for now.

This. We had a pizza stone that apparently couldn’t take the heat and cracked. We now use a big cast iron skillet…

Well known award-winning Broadway play from a year or two ago. Note: I saw it and it was great. An alternate version of a play written a long time ago.

Nah, I was being a little silly. I’m Fan of Canada. Even though I lived in Chicago I dated a person who lived in Edmonton and then Toronto, and even before that I’ve been to Toronto a bunch of times. I’d move there if I could. I’ve had a lot of great beers in a lot of great bars. And a lot of great food (Wurst…