I bet this is EXACTLY what his spokespeople will say when they go on television today to explain what the guy with “the best words” just said.

Put Trump on double secret probation.

Hey, HEY. Show some respect. That’s a Wharton business school grad you’re talking about!

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OK, cool, thanks for the info. The few things I’ve read seemed to suggest he was not supposed to have access to them

So he’s gonna get creamed at this next town hall debate, right?

In that case... he will be missed.

Thanks for another reason for me not to root for the Cubs.

three dong third

Left one of the dirty office coffee mugs just sitting in the sink over the weekend and now ALL of us have to use paper cups. Thanks a lot, HAROLD.

Right. Clinton was entitled to have those files, but not to have them on a home server. He wasn’t entitled to have the files, nor to have them at home in any form.

I don’t know if this is exactly the same. She was entitled to the documents as part of her job, she just kept them in the wrong place. And she was the top of the food chain on that one.

This. I thought the same thing. Not only to build up public sentiment against him, but secret shame anyone who thinks of doing the same thing. “If you start pulling a Snowden, you’re obviously a weird loser.” Sort of a pre-emptive strike.

Or the Broadway musical:

Hmm. OK. I could have sworn I heard her on the Ask Me Another podcast indicate she was lesbian but whattever... no big deal

I heard he would steal lunches out of the breakroom fridge and commit a few “silent but deadlies” in the elevator too. Lock him up.

If this is true, my totally irrational mindnarrative of being with her if something totally unforseen and definitely not wanted happens to my current SO are further dashed. She is my secret crush.

Natasha Lyonne, aka my straight Caucasian wife

Late response. Good point. And I might add famous people. In the real world we need more evidence than “hanging out together and goofing around.” I know women who are close as fuck and are always posting themselves doing goofy shit and tagging each other on FB. If they are a couple, great for them. But it’s not the…

I think that’s Hamilton.