Brazil: Winner of the 2016 International Pull My Finger competition.

Nah, we only deserve him if he actually wins. This election will determine how stupid we are. Everything after THAT we deserve.

I guess when you’re trying to come up with all four horsemen, it’s either feast or .... um... shit.

It’s not like Gawker/Screengrabber has their own cameraman there or can edit the footage as it comes in. They have the video they have. Period.

How is it poorly worded? The focus of the story is the first black American woman to win a swimming gold medal in the Olympics. It says exactly that. I know “All Swimmers Matter” but that’s not the focus of this story. This isn’t a story about the entire swimming competition. Just this one historic incident on an…

I think the point is that one of those things has happened before... the other has NEVER happened before.

I want to say that’s some editing trickery... But it’s not!!! That’s more amazing than anything Bolt or Phelps does by a long shot.

You’re right on all counts. As a guy who grew up in Chicago, I also walked briskly through rough sections of my neighborhood and kept my head on a swivel, which I guess looks suspicious and, ironically, made ME a suspect.

Another female employee of Gawker Media has a more cynical take, suggesting that “they say it to remind you that they’re there so you can compliment them or soothe them like the big fucking babies they are.”

You forgot “Asking for a friend...”

Yeah, ok, the headline threw me off. I kept staring at the picture going, “He?”

No wonder police are always put some people in fear of their fucking lives.

So there was no prototype to look at first before you order a bazillion of them and have to send them back?

And it nullifies it twice. It takes him from a diplomat to merely “an employee,” which means it have actually been a guy named Braga who washed dishes there. But all of it is out of the window now anyway so...

When it comes to the real-life 80s songs used in the show, Stranger Things lifts from beloved sources like Jefferson Airplane,

Russian diplomat Marcos Cesar Feres Braga

Exactly. Know who “loved” black athletes but wasn’t a racist? This racist...

I’m not sure he’s being racist so much as he’s saying that people should stop making such a big deal out of things.

So you’re saying that the Marlins are Donald Trump and their helping the Cubs, who are Hillary Clinton, win it all?