Apropos of nothing: Kasich reminds me of that James Quall guy from Tim and Eric’s Awesome Show.

Or a goofy novelty song!

I thought that too and was ready to brush this lucky fucker off as another trust fund baby slumming and telling everybody how easy it is to do (if you have a big ass safety net), but I read this:

Which is why I put “black” in parethesis, to hopefully indicate not just black legislators but others who might be or should be sympathetic to the cause.

Or....

“As U.S. fighter jets hit key ISIS locations, a different kind of wings is getting attention in Orlando, Florida. We’re talking, of course, about the Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl pitting Michigan against Florida...”

So how’s that minority outreach going? I’m not saying he has to completely pander, but saying something as simple as, “We might have to look at the system,” would have gone a long way. Yeah, it’s kinda vague, but it at least suggests to possible minority voters that he knows the situation is “an issue.”

This is all actually really good advice. (I probably shouldn’t say it like that. It’s like I was expecting bad advice.) But I’ve done most of these things exactly this way during the start-of-the-year rush.

Sun’s out, guns out.

You have me all aquiver.

Dang, well, when you put it like that.... you’re absolutely right. Hilarious observations and on point. I went through a brief (stress: Brief) period like that where I decided that my lack of success with women was based on their poor selection process and not my palpable desperateness. A touch of anger and…

The ONE time one of those things suddenly bursting into flames would have HIGH-larious and apropos and ...NOTHING.

“Aw, c’mon, lay off these guys. They’re not that bad.”

Dang, I can’t figure out where they hid their logo.

Unrelated, those pep squad-type dudes are annoying as fuck.

I gotta say, though, the game brought back some great memories...

I assume these whiners have saved every Starbucks Christmas cup from the past because they wouldn’t throw “Christmas” in the garbage, would they? I’m guessing they have the all proudly displayed on their mantle.

I dunno, if the windshield were more straight up than angled it might be better, IMO. But it’s different, so... props for that.

He seemed to go in with the part of his body that would hurt the least on impact: his shoulder. It looked a little calculated, but I don’t know. The celebrating (and the attempt by the coach to tell him to take it down a notch) don’t help.

Ironically, nothing at all. I’m pretty sure that the folks who buy his “they’re takin’ all our jerbs” line have never been affected directly by immigration and, in fact, enjoy all the benefits of immigration, i.e. low prices on fruits and vegetables picked by immigrants, the nice clean restrooms in airports and…