I would wear this on a tee

Ha. Never saw Trash Humpers. But now that I’ve looked it up, may have to check it out.

Yup. But I felt more sympathy/empathy for most of those characters than any of the ones in Kids. It was sweet in its own weird way.

But its latest iOS version allows you to pay for and order coffee in advance, skipping the line at your local shop.

Dang, THAT’S the joke I was looking for.

That’s why we’ve sent so many emails to and left so many voice mails with Cardinals Care. Seriously, you guys, just email us!

I though Gummo was his best film, for some weird reason. Not a lot going on in it, but less... contrived? ... than Kids. I got the feeling that the folks in Gummo would be doing that even if the camera wasn’t around. But then they probably were/are, right?

Gotcha.

LOL. I wasn’t a huge fan of I Spy because my child-brain couldn’t figure out why a guy playing tennis was also a spy or something and Cosby was his coach or something. Also, who was in the movie, I forget. Was it Eddie Murphy in the Cosby role?

Inelegantly put, but I see where you’re coming from. I have friends who used to be like that. I was always the one who had to say sober while they “raised the roof” drunkenly, spilled shit, knocked shit over, hit on women and then cursed when they rejected them, or got into fights. I corralled them home but after a…

Yup. I even watch the reruns on MeTV. The plots don’t seem as silly as some old ‘60s shows I could name (I’m looking at YOU, Man from U.N.C.L.E which is also a thing that was made into a movie).

These are almost as good as Al Hirschfield’s “Ninas”.

Regurgitategate.

Hmm...maybe. I mean, I don’t think the story is trying to elicit snark, but you can be sure there is snark coming. I mean, snark is on EVERY story here.

Wow, this is, like, the one story on Deadspin that has NO snark. Did you read this line?:

Going beyond the article, I was wondering how many people with blue bandanas walked up to the door, figured out what was going on and went, “Aw, snap...”

Those goddamn jazz cigarettes!

Some traditions are meant to be broken:

Go “exotic.” This song by Natacha Atlas sounds like sex from beginning to end. Complete with climax. And that rhythm tho...

I run a storytelling event in an East Coast city and one of our featured readers, and Indian woman, told a humorous but kinda sad story about growing up a girl in India and being treated as secondary to her brothers/men. But the story had a “happy” ending (she shoved her grandma to the ground when she was a kid…