Ugh. Damn you... :)

Seriously. As a man, shit like this is always embarrassing.

Funny. Your last line reminds me of this:

I really like the idea of Spice Bar. I might not be reading it correctly, but do they give you one recipe utilizing the herbs and spices or several recipes?

They made me wait in line to buy tokens before I was allowed to wait in the actual beer line, so I cleverly thought, “Fuck this, I’ll get a paycheck’s worth, no way I’m waiting in the currency-exchange line again.”

Better keep football out of Canada...

From softball to hardball...

My favorite Canadian memory: Visiting the Hockey Hall of Fame in Toronto, standing in the room with all the trophies - Stanley Cup, Conn Smyth, etc. A family walks in with a clearly bored-out-of-her-gourd little girl who has clearly had enough. She stops in the middle of the room and wails: “This is the worse day…

I most definitely would like to do that. I’ll email you but I’m trying to figure out how you’ll know it’s actually me. Someone might read this and pretend to be me.

People have probably said this already, but I think 99 percent of the reaction to the new book is based on the movie alone. I think you’re right, most of them didn’t read the book.

There have been shows I watched like this - Hoarders, Biggest Loser, etc. - but I stopped because it started to get too weird going “eww” at all of their poor life choices. Now it’s just shows where the people involved will be just fine when it’s all over. Sure, there’s crying on something dumb like Master Chef, and…

Hurry up!

The first time I had the problem I lived in a building with 12 floors in two towers and about eight apartments on each floor. I kept writing the building managers about the problem but they never really did anything because, I guess, acknowledging it would mean they’d have to take expensive action. The second time was…

Seriously, I gotta question the thinking of anyone who watched this show on a regular basis. What the entertainment value? Seeing someone whose life is more fucked up than yours? Seeing someone make a series of bad decisions in real time? I know that’s the end game of most “reality” shows, but I just don’t get it. I…

We had a relatively minor bed bug problem in our apartment building not too long ago. We bought a special mattress cover that was airtight and zipped closed. Whatever was inside couldn’t get out. Then we got these plastic disk things to put on each foot of the bed - they were designed so that the sides were smooth and…

I get what y0u’re saying. These guys are great athletes, tough as fuck and so fucking dedicated to their craft. I admire that part of it.

On the one hand, is a city like Milwaukee in a position to play hard ball with a pro sports team and say “No more”? They’re not like LA or NYC who will always be an attractive option for a pro sports team. Milwaukee could never had a pro NBA team again and I think the league would be fine with that.

Exhibit A?

But I thought we cured all disease when he cured polio.

Never? Wait... didn’t she send it to a publisher before To Kill a Mockingbird and it was rejected?