Not everything is political. Chill your jets, Hannity/Colmes.

Hee. I know, it's just amazing to think that maybe someone DIDN'T deliberately burn his own balls with food fresh from the deep fryer!

I'm being a little facetious with those quotes. They are sort of my fantasy of what I'd say. I've worked in a restaurant where the owners asked a group to leave before, and they did exactly as you suggest- calmly provide a rational justification. I think it was approximately "We don't tolerate our employees being…

Yes, we should all only do the jobs that we are 100% qualified for and never push ourselves or strive to do more. I should know my place.

Anna looks like a deer in headlights. Erin looks like she wishes she was... elsewhere (or dead). I hope they both treasure this photo always.

It might be a failed attempt to be ironic. Although irony is pretty much lacking in Republican circles.

"Girls Just Should Not Be Given Guns Right Now"

Bluegrass has too many Union Organizing All Stand Together songs. They should only play taps, or a lone musician plucking out Yankee Doodle on the Hardanger Fiddle.

They were an amazing band. They played a great cover of "Goodhearted Woman." Then they dedicated a song called "Six Feet Underground" to "Hillary Clinton's candidacy," and then someone brought out a poster of Andrew Breitbart's face and they all passed it around, and things started getting weird for me emotionally and…

Why do people act like they are the center of the universe when clearly they are no more special than the lint from my navel?

And, on that infamous evening in New England, as the snow banks stood massive and the tears of hipsters everywhere fell as they watched the power they had habituated to receiving from whipping out their iDevices and typing furiously upon their single star...

I don't find Yelp to be useless if I'm in an unfamiliar place just looking for a bit. I can weed out the entitled asshole reviews and can pick out the honest reviews.

So far, this sounds pretty normal — restaurants have to deal with self-aggrandizing jackasses like these all the time.

I live in Boston and I will be going to this place now. That's awesome.

Presumably NBC approved the SNL skit. TSN had no such luxury with respect to Penner's joke. Therein lies the difference between how the two outlets have handled the jokes at issue.

These two things are not the same, but by all means, carry on with your false-equivalence fallacy.

You should log off and go away.

Well there you go. I guess it is all personal preference. For some reason it just doesn't work for me. But some people think a french accent is snooty & others think a South African accent is low rent austrailian. Both accents I think are incredibly appealing. Different strokes I suppose.

Not implying that at all... just saying what appeals to me. I used to drink a lot of hefe's, when I was first exploring craft beers, but I've moved away from it.

Since Lifehacker is supposed to make you think about things differently to make you more productive... This seems to make drinking beer more complicated. You see a beer you want to try? Try it. Seems really simple to me...