OK, that makes a little bit of sense. I knew I'd have to go back in time to find a music that would be suitable. It was either big band or Sousa marches.

I love that the expressions seem to be the type girls who should NOT have guns, particularly at this moment.

This year, in honor of everybody's favorite television program Duck Dynasty, the party had a bluegrass n' moonshine theme.

Rock and Roll Call, Part Two

To be fair, if I'm at a bar and the guy next to me whips this out to analyze what beer he should have, I'm going to think he's a bit thick.

I became a big "craft" beer fan after moving to Denver after subsisting on Miller High Life for years while living in Chicago. That being said, I often encourage my still-Miller-drinking friends to try this craft or that craft, often smaller batch lagers that are similar in style and taste. But for myself, I can't go…

Late response: I remember back in Chicago when two young German guys visited our fair city and stayed for a couple of months, making my regular bar their regular bar. Maybe it's that Chicago has a strong German community, maybe it was that the guys were good looking, but the women flocked to them. One took full…

We have that poster here in the U.S. as well, though I don't think the photos on the bottom are part of it.

He tried to get badass after an obvious flop by the defender? And it wasn't even great layup.

It is wrong to not be "devastated" by this, but merely "Yup, there it is"?

Last few months??? That's it? What are you, four?

Wow. I was introduced to, informed about, dissuaded to like and now hate Travis Scott all in one article.

Signed, The Initial Two Game Suspension of Ray Rice.

Nope. I know guys who will see that as an even bigger opportunity to flirtharass.

Pistol, mace, pepper spray...at the very least a whistle and a club.

Is there a term/theory for those guys who assume you DON'T like them (even in cases where it was explained later that, yes, she did, in fact, like you) and so they don't do anything? Cause that was me up until about 28.

And some made-for-HBO movie thing starring Larry David called "Clear History". Proof that Larry David and the rest of the Seinfeld writing crew can fuck some shit up sometimes.

"...and hasn't been relative since maybe some point in the 90s."

I can't tell you how many people learned I grew up on the South Side and assumed I had daily encounters with gangs and the police.