In response to whoever inevitably complains that they still haven’t seen a box they won’t be able to buy until November: have some perspective. The PS5 simply is not the most important thing in the world right now.

“But if I’m not allowed to shitpost and post absolute harmful bullshit with impunity, am I even AMERICAN!?”

S.W.A.M.P.!

I’m really looking forward to playing this with my grand-kids on the PS4 as they have been pumped for it ever since I mentioned it to them. Seems like a natural progression for Mojang to find new ways to use their IP. The kind of game that brings families together. Price point is right too.

This seems like everything I’m looking for in a game right now: something I can click away at while a show is on or while my five year old watches Cars 2 for the tenth day in a row, and also something I can play with said child that isn’t the goddamn LEGO games (which I like fine, but if I’m going to absentmindedly…

Must have stolen a sweetroll to get a sentence like that.

Just 15 years old? Please. I took a drink from one of these almost 70-year old cans of government-issued bombshelter water. I’m fiiiiiiiine. 🤪

reminder that unless you solely play indie games, you literally have no leg to stand on complaining about tencent’s business practices. this is literally just how free-market capitalism works.

Used to be the advice was to drive to the police station if you thought something was up.

Wow. These almost make it over the valley. Especially with that last one becasue I don’t know who that is.

The very old people who’re pushing for this ordinance have also tried to speed up the process by collecting comments from the public, using an internet form that doesn’t register the voter’s email. Turns out that a whopping 80% was in favor of the ordinance.

Don’t forget that the ecosystem owners are quietly taking their 30% cut. Ubisoft is right to go after Apple and Google. Think of it this way; Apple and Google are essentially business partners with the infringing party.  It’s like if Target was selling a real name brand and a fake name brand designed to look exactly…

Ubisoft just says “Copied” but either Bloomberg or Ubi don’t say if they think the game contains stolen art or just looks too similar. I’ve reached out to Ubisoft for more information. 

100% guarantee that idiot thinks the pikachu suit will protect him from COVID-19

Wait ‘til you find out about Frets On Fire. You hold your keyboard upside down in your arms like a guitar and use the F keys to play a Guitar Hero type game.

I played it on a Game Boy, so...

It’s a rhythm game, who cares what method you use? Fun is fun. 

Please don’t.

I will die for this damn site.