1980's Konami: 

So they’re going to sell it with a 5000% markup?

Please excuse me, I have so few opportunities to whip this out. An article about a doubly bone-headed opponent made me want to rise to the occasion.

My god. Sometimes art is so good that it stops looking like fantasy art, and starts looking like people in cosplay.

Maybe inappropriate, yet I can’t help but think of this, and Dumbledore’s words of wisdom to Harry: “This mirror gives us neither knowledge or truth.  Men have wasted away in front of it, even gone mad.”

He sees the guy on the other team, it has nothing to do with his own username.

Koffing is the official Pokemon of Trump’s EPA.

Not naming Xi Jinping might still be risky, risking a lawsuit by Disney for ripping of Winnie the Poo.

Although that weird Mahjong manga I can’t remember the name of also had a hilarious cameo by one George Bush Sr who is obviously related to a JoJo character.

And Air Gear instantly becomes the better manga for featuring the better president.

HE REALLY WANTED TO GO TO PRISON. CLEARLY.

You sent me down the Google rabbit hole, where there is so much wonderful weirdness. This one made me chuckle. 

Why is this a genre

I googled his name and Google said his team and age and then I closed the tab. Not a deep dive. How was I disrespectful? I said “Hey, this guy is football player. He might be amazing! IDK. But he did a great job in this skit.”

Sorry, that’s illegal. You must know all small and large sports facts. 

Shocking news! video game writer and dumb nerd, Zack Zwiezen, doesn’t watch ESPN every day or like sports. 

Before seeing this skit I had never heard of this dude and had to google what team he is on and also if he was still playing.

But what about QWOP?

Cowboys wear leather and still ride Cows occasionally.  

Can we all just admit Kingdom Hearts has always had a terrible story now?