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Kind of brightened my morning to see Fonzworth back in the news, tbh

I met a Russian dude at a bar a few years ago. I was reading drunk Tank Pink, and he started mansplaining the pronunciation of the word Psychology (he pronounced it sipcology. His English was great, and I’m not one to language shame foreigners, I have massive respect for people who speak multiple languages as I don’t.

I move we skip the holidays and start 2017 this Monday.

But I think the point is that he doesn’t really like Putin. What he likes is what Putin represents: Iron-fisted rule and obedience. Not for him of course. Iron-fisted rule and obedience are for “other” people. In any event, game knows game and those two sharks will steer clear of one another.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

Not a puppet..not a puppet. You’re the puppet! (I still can’t believe we elected this idiot for President)

Natural selection is the biggest cuck going.

Yeah, as frustrating as these people are, they’re really sad, too. The real monsters are the people knowingly posting fake news online, knowing stupid people will believe it. Maddison definitely needs some consequences for his storm-the-pizza-place-with-an-assault-rifle tactics, but he’s also obviously incredibly

America, let’s talk..

I was sad when I read the article. Not to dismiss what he did and he should absolutely serve his appropriate time. But his comments just feel like a simple guy that read too much bullshit and got caught up in too much emotion. Everything about this story lines up nicely with a Muslim-executed terrorist attack, minus

Precisely, nothing is exactly the right course of action here for us. We cannot do anything but make this worse.

Look, Americans have to make up their minds about international interventions.

Obama has at least kept us out of yet another unwinnable, incredibly complex  war in Syria, unwinnable in part because of Putin’s support of Assad. Trump’s understanding of the war is frighteningly simple, basically saying we should partner with Assad and Putin to “smash” ISIS. Assad helped build Al-Queda and ISIS to

It’s an evil world. Always has been. Always will be. A lot of people are good, but collectively we’re just an evil shitshow.

I hate the lazy muddling of Moor (= Arabs and Berbers from North Africa) with Greeks (= olive skinned Caucasians), that’s all. And by the way, all the Greeks I’ve known (and I spent three years living there) consider themselves white.

Western, white Xtians: still deluded about their worship for a religion entirely from and about brown human beings in the middle East. Life sized nativity sets of white ladies with blonde babies, wearing flannel sheets. Simultaneously they fear and white-feminist shame hijabi.

Yep. I like Keith Ellison. It’s because I like him that I don’t want him as DNC chair. I want him to be someone who can act as a leader in the House, work his butt off opposing Trump there, build public brand recognition, and potentially be poised for bigger and better things down the road. None of that is what the

Do we actually know what Ellison’s platform is for the DNC chair position? I like Ellison, but I haven’t heard any actual electoral strategies from him on how he intends to help the Democrats win in 2018 and 2020. He just talks about being better at getting our message out there. Howard Dean, on the other hand, seems

Did he try saying “Who’s there?” I feel like we might be missing out on some potential Alien Dad Humor.

God damn Maria’s smart. Wish she’d hacked the election and gave votes to Hillary in the states she’d need it, if she’s so smart.