Before there were trains, people crashed horses into things.

“Hope it comes with a stick”

I hate weeping while I eat my lunch, but this is so disappointing. Here’s hoping that the leaks we saw last week are real and that there are some cooler models coming down the line.

So a Land Rover Discovery??? I thought Ford and Land Rover parted ways?

Classic Jalopnik. No motorcycle racing coverage unless there’s a gnarly crash.

They may be super human, and sometimes lucky, but physics is remorselessand there’s no such thing as miracles. Motogp mandated airbag suits - looks like they’re working.

Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing. 

Every time I drive to my parent’s house (184 miles) I try to set a person best record for the shortest drive time. I always try to beat the Waze/Google maps ETA.

I get it.

Is this deal dead? Everything is full price.

Well you say that but I’ve seen quite a few videos of people just standing in their driveway doing it without getting out of a car but I definitely can’t wait to watch the next challenge lol.

This is a great take and my language arts eye says you wrote this better than the author of this article

Very few people, including most jalopnik.com writers and readers, buy the vehicle they need. They buy the vehicle they want to and can (sometimes) afford. Nobody needs a BMW, Tesla, sports car, Jeep, roadster or any other car any of us would like to own. They all need a camry or a Grand Caravan. Or really just a bus…

I would never own a full-sized pickup(except for maybe a SRT10), but warning bells go off when someone starts opining on what everyone else should drive. I can see similar arguments made against V8 ponycars- two inefficient, too big, too powerful, etc. My overriding vehicular ownership philosophy is: What car or…

So... like TURO but for people that can’t think ahead? Also, TURO is a much better example of “air bnb for cars”.

Hahahahahaha...sorry, let me catch my breath. With a 12, nigh 13 year old Audi you are basically buying yourself the scary Victorian house at the end of the street that everyone marvels at but you know people get murdered and turned into wall art in there. I’m telling you from experience, do NOT go in there.

All I can see is XJS... but one in the image has lights on and moving... so it can’t be

Because if you launch like that you’ll grenade your trans all over the road?

I did send them an email, except it came out less like a sincere request and more like I typed “fuck you Ford” about 100 times before sending it.