“Officers determined that the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun and found that the two people who appeared with Wayne in synchronized black skull t-shirts did not break any laws besides a few fashion rules.”

“Your best bet is to get a concealed carry permit.”

Pretty much everything that’s out of the Trump White House feels like gaslighting and abuse. “If you’d just united behind me instead of having your own opinion, you’d have been FINE! But you had to go running your mouth like you always do instead of just agreeing with me. If you weren’t so stubborn, I wouldn’t have…

You gotta love that she’s wearing a shirt inspired by Mexican culture.

Yes, it’s the same, “you forced me to beat you, why did you do that?” arguement that abusers always use.

I spent ten years working as a broadcast journalist and received a number of threats, but two that rose to the level where we actually contacted police. The local sheriff literally told me “There’s nothing we can really do. Your best bet is to get a concealed carry permit.” Nothing ever happened, fortunately, but it…

I am going to be a real bitch today and I don’t care but - IF SOMEONE SLAPPED SARAH UPSIDE THE DAMN HEAD MAYBE THEY WOULD SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HER... AND FIX HER DAMN EYES.

When they found that first device intended for Soros, some dipshit tried that “well, he should stop funding liberals and blah blah” and I was all, really, so funding speech you personally don’t like is worthy of execution without trial? Because we don’t do that here. Yet. 

“If you were just nicer to me I wouldn’t have to kill you.” 

Is this administration just going out of their way to check off every one of the “domestic abuser” cliches?  “You made them get so angry they sent you bombs” is right up there with “its your fault I got so angry I hit you” defense.

Seems like this isn’t going to go well. Republicans will do anything to stop black people from voting, even rigging the voting machines. They know the only way they can win is to cheat.

Like, in my heart I know it’s not funny..but the pizza cutter makes me giggle every time.

The girls were discovered in the bathroom holding a goblet.

I can’t even get through my Freschetta with my cutter so good luck killing someone with one.

Well then tell me how do you cut a person in 8 equal parts? Huh? Didn’t think so.

What exactly was the plan with the pizza cutter?!

The voting thing knocks me out. I’m from Australia, where voting is compulsory, and enrolment is stupidly easy. It’s almost like whoever designed the system actually wanted people to vote. Seriously, when I move, I just update my enrolment online. And on actual election days, I just show and tell the nice people my…

It’s getting even worse each day. As I type this, the crowd for his neo-Nuremberg rally in Mosinee, WI are eagerly getting revved up by shouting “Lock her up” as a woman - presumably a GOP organizer - just smiles from the podium, making no attempt to steer the assembled toward civility, on the day that the “her” in…

Just wait until they start bombing locations with high black turnout.

They will try anything they can.