It took me a solid 5 minutes of trying to figure out why “Jack Cooke Kent” was a racist slur to realize you meant the actual team name. It’s been a day...

TBF, I don’t think she ever met her father. Her very existence is the cynical result of a business venture by her mother to be included in the will of the man she was married to for about 3 minutes.

This would result in my SO cooking said key fob when she doesn't check what's already in the microwave.

So the daughter of a man who owned a football team whose name is a racial slur isn’t woke? Color me shocked. 

Or as it’s known in NYC, the Trump.

I would also like to have the kind of monthly allowance that allows me to have frivolous shit like a $400 glass purse.

Or they could just use a normal key instead of entering multiple different pass codes. Then, you know, take the key with you.

I’m a woman and would be so pissed if my husband said to me, “That’s all you get for now.” We have sex pretty infrequently so I think that would be cruel coming from either of us.

“here’s another evil trick to try: start it but don’t end it. Tell your partner, “That’s all you get for now.””

Just make sure your partner isn’t the kind of guy who absolutely hates this and will be pissed off about it for the rest of the day.

Pretty sure no one is forcing you take a lazy blowjob. Me, I’ll take it however I can get it. 

I’ll take lazy over none every time.

A lazy blow job is better than no blow job. Just saying. 

When the globe does not do well, large numbers of people start moving. From North Africa and the Middle East to Europe; from Central America to the US. That caravan? That’s because some countries are not doing well. So Trump wants to freeze US aid to them, like yeah, that’ll help. Also you get wars, and the rise of…

Eh, I mean, he kinda did. That’s how he got the Chancellorship, an appointed position, in the first place. Their nationalist media had been banging the drums ever since the world decided to hold Germany accountable for WWI.

Hitler didnt have decades of FOX News and the GOP on his side; that would had cut down his plans brewing time in half.

Hitler groomed Germany for 5 years from going to “Germany First!” to Kristallnacht (off topic, but why the fuck is “Kristallnacht” not a recognized spelling in whatever spellchecker Kinja is using...). Trump is only on year 2, 3 if you count the campaign.

No need to, he already has and has faced zero repercussions for it. It’s already been proven, dozens/hundreds of times, Trump and his campaign were 100% about white supremacy. Bannon, via proxy Milo at Breitbart, was proven to be working with literal white supremacists on political stories, nobody batted an eye.…

Anyone who supports Trump, regardless of reasons, is no better than the “nationalists” who claimed they were just “following orders” or “being patriots” at Nuremberg...and that defense didnt save them from justice and the hangman’s noose.

Oh, he did that after Charlottesville. Fuck his fat racist ass. 

“I mean, can you imagine how terrible a person you have to be to want the whole Earth to do well? Some very bad people on that side, very bad. And not very Christian of them, either. You know, people are saying that Jesus was the first person to support my campaign by wearing a MAGA hat. And that he wore it…