Samwell Tarly’s Beauty and the Beast moment was fucking beautiful.

Chris Murphy’s filibuster was 14 hours and 50 minutes, not 8 hours. Please correct. <3

Lol. We have to find other countries to take us, first.

You’re not alone. I’m constantly leaning on my boyfriend for his optimism. Point of interest: My boyfriend lives in Johannesburg, ZA...with Jacob Zuma and crazy crime rates and and and....and I still rely on his optimism lately, because it is fucking BLEAK here.

Edit: Thanks for rescuing me from the greys, fam.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate that Josh Malina’s Twitter tagline is, “Hi, I ruined the West Wing”?? I lol’d.

My rapist was sentenced Min-3 years, 4 months. Max 15 years. Considering he’s threatened to kill me once he gets out, I’m glad that his minimum sentencing date has passed and he is still in there. If only he could stay there, forever.

Edit: If it helps, charges were: Criminal Sexual Conduct, 3rd Deg (Multiple…

Yes. YesYesYes. Honestly, my favourite days are those where I’m wearing dresses that have pleats or a pattern on (at least) the top half, so at the end of the day I can walk into my apartment and with one, swift motion be totally naked. I know when it’s colder, my nipples are occasionally noticeable, but I dare any of…

Public transportation already has its own, distinct smell-scape...and now this?

I’ve had to double check real articles to make sure they weren’t posted by The Onion for so long, this doesn’t seem out of the realm of possibility. *pours (more) rum into coffee*

Between this and the comment you made regarding HRC’s Woman Card, you are my new favourite person.

Lol, it’s real. I’m actually meeting my significant other in person for the first time next week. (He and I met via Facebook. I’m in the US, he is in South Africa and we’ve been seeing each other for a bit over four months now).

I’ve never really minded posts like that, but I also really love social media. I don’t live close to home anymore and I keep tabs on my people that way. I love it when they post selfies—they’re feeling good about how they look in that moment and I love to see that. I love it when they post baby pictures— those little…

It looks like Jesus fights for Gondor..

Seriously. And how D.Trump kept referring to women as “lovely” all night, like that’s the only thing women have going for us.

They are blessed by Xenu.

I wish that Jean-Luc Picorg and I could go, but we have very important brunch plans that day, lol.

Right?! That’s not how this works, F*ckabee...that’s not how any of this works...

KY Legislature isn’t in session right now, so they can’t impeach her at the moment.

Glad I’m not the only one calling him that today, ha.