Seriously. I think back to the body image issues I had as a teenager, and even when I was in my mid to late 20s, and I want to shake my younger self. GURL. YOUR BODY WAS FINE. WHY DID YOU WASTE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ENJOY IT BY WORRYING?

You’re a better person than me. I hate teens. I just dress like one.

Come on now, they probably had a whole binder full of women!

Your commenting style really works for me, Klaus.

NOOO! THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE JAKE GO TWISTY, CRAZY, INSANE NEXT WEEK!

*slowly shoves wristlet into depths of closet*

life coach extraordinaire

I would also be okay with Daisy and Pattmore doing something similar.

New plot: Edith murders everyone in their sleep and inherits.

Right? Her boring interchangeable suitors were such a drag. Even the muddy pig wrestling just got a groan. I'm all down with Ozymandias and Lady Mary, though. If there's room for both those egos.

If something good doesn't FINALLY happen for Edith and if Mary doesn't die in a fire or gun-storm, I'm with you.

I swear to god if Mrs. Hughes and Carson don't get married and live happily ever after, I will send a pound of glitter to Julian Fellowes.

Well, we know Edith certainly won't be happy.

Why do I have a feeling that the last episode is going to have us wondering if Bates just killed Anna?

I've been ordained since 2001. Its always a nerve wracking occasion. But the day of, it always comes together smoothly.

I'm about to start the ordination process and I think marrying people is what I'm most excited about!

Thanks for sharing. Its a wonderful day when we are reminded that bliss and beauty still remain in our tragically hateful world.

I have nearly come to blows with someone over this issue. He insists it's "pours" and IT IS NOT MY GOD YOU MORON.