My dog only wishes...!

I love gummi burgers:

The Wells Fargo Wagon is a-comin’!

Just wait ‘til a gazillionare shows up!

I'm just excited because I can recognize both of them.

Or Chanel Beanie Babies!

Thanks much :) — and while I do understand how possessive pronouns work— maybe the person using “their country” isn’t an American, as I had assumed. Somehow it just sounded off to me!

“Their” nation?

Champagne wishes and caviar dreams keep you eternally alive!

Is that Kim!?

Bowie Jupiter > Bowie Juniper

I don't know that one!!! I like the dog :)

So looking forward to this!!!

I am looking forward to this. Maybe not as much as I looked forward to another fictionalized depiction of modeling many summers ago,

“He’s not good, but he’s pretty good, almost pretty good, a little bad, not terrible, not the very worst, pretty close to the actual worst, but still not one hundred percent, he never actually killed anyone in front of me, I have heard rumors but they are not facts, even if it is a fact, all facts can be disputed —”

As if he would waste his time actually reading it!

Omg little Lukas Haas in Witness was the cutest cutey ever!

I think Hillary (or her team or Bill) should just start giving curt, concise Twitter advice to everyone — celebs and regular folk. Imagine Hillary telling you to “DTMFA” or to take extra D3.

Stealing a zirconia from a sleeping child, probably.

That was an amazing episode and definitely one of the more affecting deaths on this show—especially considering we only met that character in the same episode.