28 pages doesn't seem like much room for planning.

I'll bet even Adam Levine thinks Carney is an idiot.

I am not. This was long ago. I think his main complaint was that the cone hat continually toppled over!

The online reviews are a blast to read!

“This is probably a fragrance to wear on Halloween because it’s that scary"! Love it!

Thanks for letting me know! There’s even a depiction of a yellow droplet on the bottle!

Yes! I am not sure, but I think I read it wasn't much of a success.

My shelves are full of framed selfies.

I had a boyfriend who was a “chef” at Friendly’s and he never stopped complaining about how difficult the Cone Head was to make.

Yeah, but he thinks she's pretty so he can say whatever else he wants.

Is that part of the Reese’s peanut butter cup sundae? I also (sadly) live in a Friendly’s-free zone.

I'd rather a strawberry Fribble, please and thanks.

What you really need to avoid is Chanel No. 1.

No doubt some marketing genius (or idiot) will legitimately and openly sell some kind of perfume made from human pee...if they haven't already. And I am not certain they would fail.

That chair and podium should team up!

I'd sooner vote for an empty podium than Trump.

Let me see how things go with my local Coin Star machine!

...and Rachael Ray lets out a deep sigh for these women.

I wonder if I could afford luxury real estate in Oklahoma.

Yep! Lots and lots of sex. I remember they are provided with some very, very large numbers of condoms.