Where Do Broken Holograms Go?

Ghost Camilla could team up with Ghost Bunkie!

Maybe the paper-server got away in those magical Louboutin flats!

They need coupons and a punch card!

I love how everyone can hear 2.2 notes and come up with an entire song in .67 seconds.

It was Jamal-in-a-Trashcan Bad. “Drip Drop” is still the most memorable Empire song. I hope we’re done with Laura— she was sweet, but a total snooze. Cookie’s purple pineapple was the best part of the episode. This season didn’t have nearly enough Porsha. Was there really supposed to be any doubt about who shoved…

Thank goodness Robbie is so pretty and nice. And that, as an actress, she can portray characters whose personalities aren’t identical to her own. She sounds truly amazing!

Despite the photo (which isn't that clear on my phone) I imagined some kind of teacup ride inside the bus — so the reality seems a huge improvement!

Bigmouth strikes out again.

He seems like the kind of celeb who will show up unexpectedly with a camera crew at the worst possible moment, like when your baby is throwing up on you or your dog is pooping on your foot and you have measles and lice but he falls in love with you anyway...and he's single, of course...and he doesn't care that you…

Absolutely— I wonder if this woman doesn’t realize the severity of the other person’s hot coffee experience and thinks she’s the icy equivalent.

Now I guess we have a “coffee is too cold” lawsuit.

Radiohead didn’t want to coexist on the internet with this embarrassment.

Let them eat donuts!

This reminds me that no one has wrapped up my leftovers to look like a tin foil swan for a very long time.

I hope they have a pretzel company called Auntie Alien’s.

I thought this said Steve Martin PASSED and now I will go recover from the freak out.

That's all I know about it.