You are very kind. Thank you. :)

He'd undoubtedly be happier if she brought him a Coke or a bowl of ice cream. Apparently, this man doesn't just eat like a six-year old.

daveylovespaula@aol.com was the account, wasn't it?

so many Rhodes not taken!

I wrote her a thank you note for the rugelach! She'll like that.

I incorrectly thought real fur was going to become a relic.

why would they make a shark costume white and gold?

She hopes you're flossing.

"are you the idiot who would buy _______?"

Lady Gaga turning into Grandma Gaga. Next up: "they're just jealous, little Tay!"

I wish Sara & Linda had named the baby Rhodes Nick.

Her name ain't Rio.

She's a newlywed! She's busy in love!

One day? This looks like less than four hours of actual "learning"!

But I can't Instagram Walmart shoes!

Sometimes it seems like we have to view the serious realities of the world through a cutesy/fashionable/highly "sanitized" lens in order to make them palatable and Instagrammable.

That woman: "Make me look 42!"

Cindy? Is that you? I have lost all of my bearings.

I just giggled, imagining you as a 15 year old :)

Am going to make my photos look worse so that folks are more impressed by me when we meet in person. Also going to say I'm older than I actually am.