Kojima is insane, but I also think he's a genius. I can't think of a better way to announce a game than that. Marketing gurus should take notes.

Sorry to be that guy.

Weird cameo from the Epic Meal Time guy at the end. How the hell did HE end up in this commercial ? O_o

Wow. A bath, a massage and a bento ? Nobody tell Japan about Fuck a Fan, it might not be able to handle it.

I feel the exact same way. I cried the whole way through this article, so there is no way in hell I'll be able to play this game. Having children makes you painfully relate to these tragedies : what if it happened to my son ? Just having the thought chokes me up.

I'm ALWAYS down for new Dragonball written by Toriyama, but boy was that last movie awful. I hope they do away with this God saiya-jin crap.

It's hilarious that after over 20 years of existence, the Pancrase organization only now gets some international recognition ... because one of its fighters made a funny face. With that said, it is a pretty epic troll face.

This shit makes my blood boil. Thank God for that grandfather in this little boy's life, but if he was aware of the situation, he should've reported them when they sold the FIRST one. I hope this child ends up with a family he deserves and people who care for him.

I'm not saying I'm not capable of advancing my position, I'm just saying it's tedious and I don't feel like it. Whoever rotates the joystick first wins usually, as the window to hit L2+Correct Direction is really small, so I just hit L3 and stand up. It's clear they were far more comfortable with the stand-up, having…

There's this weird floaty feeling to the whole game that makes all impacts and body interactions feel soft. Straight punches from the full mount look like they're barely grazing the opponent's chin.

As a long-time combat sambo practioner and MMA fan, I totally agree with you. The last part of the guillotine where the attacker is squeezing the top of the defender's head instead of his neck, the weird armbar finish where the knees are wide open and the hands are kinda floating over the defender's arm, etc ... On…

Really ? I mean, to each his own, but pretty much everything is coming out in 2015 and if you're not into Smash Bros or figurines, their conference was actually pretty light on interesting content. Sony knocked it out of the park for me, personally.

Amazing news !! No word on DQ7 3DS fills me with dread, though ...

Oh shit, Tina's there ! She's a TV celebrity now, it's official.

Oh, for fuck's sake. Square-Enix will never learn. If it wasn't for nostalgia, I wouldn't be nearly as excited as I am for their new games.

Balthier is by far my favorite character of the series. I don't get the Vivi love. Is it just pity ?

You know what ? I would usually look down on those nerd-dating advice columns, but this actually is really good advice. Keep up the good work, doc !

Wait, which Trunks ? I like the kid version, personally. Also, I am completely unable to rank Dragonball characters. It's probably the one serie where I don't really dislike anybody and couldn't make up my mind on an order. I do prefer the funnier characters, though, so Goku, Goten, Kid Trunks, Kaio, Satan, etc would…

Seriously ? Is this grappling-only, or full-blown MMA rules ? Either way, I'm guessing Gunnar will take it easy ... He seems like a nice guy.

All I have to say about this is poor, poor child. Just thinking about how this innocent little angel slowly died of thirst/hunger makes me clench my teeth and tear up. I don't think anybody should be talking about his human trash genitor. Let HIM die of thirst and hunger.