what is the "Decision" process for what elbow to wear the elbow condom on?

What's he worried about? It looks like the guy is made of money.

So a meter maid in College Station had Johnny Manziel's telephone number and called him to let him know he was giving him a ticket?

Manziel: "Don't you know who I am?"

By overturning a deserved penalty which then ultimately led to massive financial gains for all involved, Texas A&M finally proved itself worthy of the SEC.

An ordinary LEGO minifigure, mistakenly thought to be the extraordinary MasterBuilder, is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil LEGO tyrant from gluing the universe together.

Easy, I tell them that I'm not carrying any cash. Which is usually true. And until I see bums walking around with an iPhone and a Square dongle, there's really valid retort.

It's amazing how well these computerized models can predict attendance.

If a photographer wants to take a picture of some random person across the street and then sell it for money, they must first acquire a release signature from the subject.

I believe you are misreading this and he is actually claiming to be a "Z-TIME CHAMPION". I guess he'll tell us what that means when Z-TIME is right.

The right shoe? What about the left one? ... ... ... sorry, sorry, I'll get my coat.

Its the best pic I had on my laptop.

A cheap bottle of whiskey and a 10 day pass on bangbus.com

Big shot bob!!!

Robert horry!! 7 time nba champion!!

Jerry Jones selected himself holding a mirror.

There's always a hacker. Always a phone. Always a city.

Yes, but what you're forgetting is that all of that yellow + blue = green.

Easily the most action Danny Green has seen all year, but if he doesn't work on those dance moves, he'll never make it into Mike Brown's rotation.