Are there any JNCOs large enough for me to fit it in a pocket?

Sony Driveman. You heard it here first.

Robby Gordon started something like this about 8 years ago and it’s a crowd pleaser.

FTFY: 

I’m assuming the only seat leather color choice will be dark brown

Anyone who rents cars frequently has this one down solid.

This. The market doesn’t exist anymore. But it’s not crossovers that are the killers of fun. My wife has a Renegade Trailhawk that I don’t like, but there are a lot of fun elements to it. And she loves it.

It’s for clowns in Dubai to stockpile

Not because the roads were hard to drive, but because nobody wanted to damage their $50k truck’s paint job.

The van driver should have pulled over on his own Accord. Now he’ll going to get a Civic lesson on hit and runs. Hopefully the punishment Fits the crime and he goes on an Odyssey to his local penitentiary.

Check out the Willys ads by James Sessions during WWII.

as it takes on the Jeep Wrangler for dominance among the off-roading parking on curbs at the mall and doing 95 on off-road tires crowd.

Those both look at least equally shitty.  Nice try. 

The YouTube channel in question is the popular B is for Build

This is also an interesting argument. I hear many people say “money doesn’t buy happiness” and “be yourself”, and those who say it are primarily liberals. I respect they’re opinions, but I strongly disagree. And you’ve just proven here:

Harry’s Garage did a great episode on this recently using UK energy stats:

Convertibles are great. Coupes with their roofs chopped off are hit or miss.