Gremlins is why there is a PG-13 in the first place.

What a dramatic airport!

Frank & Trump have identical voices. Burns is way more patrician than Trump.

Really, I didn't know that. You *are* interesting.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad!

Congo Jack!

Meowly? When Purrly was sitting right there?

That sounds & looks like Audiosurf except you don't get to pick the tracks.

I didn't find it to be as different as I was hoping. The biggest disruption is Meld, which really screws with any patience-based tactics that were so effective in EU.

I feel like I've been mauled by Jesus!

In general the problem with 7 today is they put all their eggs in the spectacle basket and once the spectacle has dulled, you are left with an incoherent, melodramatic plot with excruciating load times. Of course the people who love 7 have been calling for a remake for years - it's not a particularly amazing game if…

No shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

I am concurrently replaying VII and VI, and the story is just so much better in VI. VII makes the fatal mistake of being extremely plotty and undermining its characterizations on the regular, especially with Cloud. VI is a relatively simple plot but with all those characters and the attention paid to their individual…

The extended Return of the King actually loses the impact of one major reveal, when Aragorn & co show up with the army of the dead.

I remember being interested in the Virtual Boy once it got to be early 1996 and the system was marked down to $20 and the games were down to $5.

In that you will fall and break your face numerous times.

It is fun. Shallow, but lots of fun.

There is no field of human endeavor that would not be improved by the Doof Warrior.

Anthony Jeselnik has more than one perfect gem. The one in the article is fun but my personal favorite is "for 10 years I've been searching for my ex-girlfriend's killer…no one will do it."

This is by far the least likely thing that has ever happened!