Although I have heard that JLo is not the nicest to fans or staff, she is apparently a really great mom. Her kids travel with her quite a bit (some of this gossip is from corporate flight attendants that voted her “most hated celebrity” based on her treatment of crew) and I would assume that their father Marc should…

When I see these headlines I have to wonder about all the children involved. In particular - J. Lo has two tween kids, where are they when she’s jetting off to Dominican Republic and Montana? What about A-Rod’s teenaged kids who I imagine J.Lo was stepmom to in some way for the last few years?

Oh my God, where can I apply to be the Hot Wealthy Childless Aunt Who Is Always On Vacation? Also, I would 1 million percent rather hang with TER than with JLo, who by ALL accounts on those same gossip sites is NOT a nice person.

I was completely baffled by that too.

Sounds about right. God forbid Jen spend 2.5 seconds not dating, engaged or linked to a man. We’d all think she was lonely pathetic spinster! I find it fascinating that her brand is basically the exact opposite of Tracee Ellis Ross’ who was never married and rarely ever publicly linked to anyone and is pretty much…

And Lindy tasting weird/gross stuff. I miss those posts.

According to the article she shared a fan’s pic of their tattoo in the past and people thought it was hers. Its unconfirmed whether this time the tattoo is her tattoo, but based on the history, probably not.

Bobby Finger was peak Dirt Bag (and Midweek Madness).

That’s a major violation of bro code. Plus getting married that fast suggests strongly that she was already cheating on you with him before dumping you.

Also, being asked if your friend can date your ex should pretty much always be translated to “do you mind that I’m already dating your ex?”

According to the article, it’s someone else’s tattoo, Gwen just shared it. Evidently I now do more work than Jezebel writers.

And so it was said, the reemergence of Bennifer heralded the great wave of 2000s nostalgia that was about to crash upon on our shores…

but to cite A-Rod for infidelities and act like Masshole Ben has NOT been guilty of infidelities himself is wrong — fuxsake, Ben diddled the nanny in the family home ... he fucked around on Jen Garner. Ben is as big a jackass as the other jackass.

I’m prepared to write off every effort anyone makes to break up a woman’s relationship with Alex Rodriguez as a charitable endeavor. No woman deserves to end up with that guy.

Did Ben Affleck not co-write the screenplay for Goodwill Hunting? Why was that in quotations?

Affleck, who won an Oscar for “writing” the screenplay to Good Will Hunting

That fucking tweet from the Post -

I thought Ellen and Portia famously had like a shit ton of property? I don’t understand why either would have to use Courtney Cox’s guest room.

He looks amazing for a man in his 50s.