That header picture is what you see when you look up “Douche bag” in Merriam-Webster’s.

Your shorts don’t get to the point where your dick is the only thing holding them up without you knowing.

Exactly. If your response to “do you support LGBTQ people and welcome them into your church?” needs more than a one sentence answer you do not support LGBTQ folks. The gymnastics in those statements is mind boggling. It essentially comes down to, “we won’t tell you to leave because we want your money. But we also…

Now I have no comment over these church matters cause quite frankly its not my religion....But I do gotta ask...That picture kinda of a thirst trap....I mean what the....How has his shorts not slid off off at that level...Clearly this man waxes his pubes.....

I’ve long been disappointed that Selena Gomez has been involved in this church, even though she herself is very openly supportive of LGBTQ+ rights.

Yup, elderly douche bag who was a lecturer with no academic credentials... and big flappy ears. Pathetic. Also WSJ is pathetic for publishing it. 

Ah yes the final refuge of the chicken shit coward douchebag: it was a joke. Sure, bud. 

I laughed after I looked up who wrote it — an 89 year-old man with mediocre academic credentials. It was so obviously a desperate cry for attention à la clickbait. I pictured him hunched over his old Underwood trying to come up with some kind of Molotov Cocktail he could lob at women to get their goat, when he had a…

The columnist later claimed he was writing a ‘humorous’ article and we just clearly don’t have a sense of humor. 

But she didn’t though? From the article:

Doc Martens - Mine are 25 years old, still going strong.

If the op-ed writer was actually sincere and serious shouldn’t he have railed against the entire non-medical PhD program? Why single out one legitimate recipient? This pile of horseshit stinks so bad it’s just pathetic even the mouth-breathing MAGA moron army took it up at all.

Doc Brown - A time traveler

But Dr. Evil claimed to have gone to medical school (“I didn’t go to evil medical school to be called Mr. Evil, thank you very much!”), Dr. Manhattan had a doctorate in physics (was addressed as Dr. Osterman) before his transformation, as did at leas one of the Dr. Lights (the female hero one, not sure about the rapey…

Didn’t Dr Evil spend 6 years in evil medical school?

Fortunately, the next Timothy McVeigh to rise from the muck will be so incompetent that he will bring shame to the memory of the original.

Wow, Trump was right. I’m getting tired of winning.

I just wish Joe wasn’t so phlegmy tonight. It just gives the shitheels something to talk about other than reality. 

Welp, that’s that until the next temper tantrum, which isn’t until <checks calendar> January 6, I see. That one should be pretty spectacular, given that the rubes are getting awfully riled up at the promises of victory that simply never come. I heard that the Pillow Guy has been telling his followers that Biden is…

I know the total should have been a lot higher, but I find a sort of poetic justice that Biden won the same number of electoral votes in 2020 that Donny the Tramp had in 2016 (before two electors changed their minds) “landslide.”