Can’t wait for the explanation of how calling out “an old white guy” is racist.

Aw dang those poor old white guys.  Been held down so long, when they gonna get theirs.

No one under 50 should be surprised football messes you up. There was a doc in The 1980s called Disposable Heroes that showed Jim Ottoman and others as broken men. My dad made me watch it before he signed off on me playing in HS. He made me watch it again before I agreed to play on college 

Sounds like a Thursday night at my sister’s house...

The what now?

Oh, you “casual” players. Always like, “can I bum a scrimmage, dude?”

Didn’t read the article, huh?

All of my male inlaws are quintessential Trump-voting white American assholes and all of them pushed their sons and grandsons into football. They are all dead certain the concussion thing is a fabrication of the “liberal media’s” relentless campaign to obliterate white male culture.

See you in court, communist!

It’s the same fucking play for 4 quarters. Too bad rugby never caught on here.

Cliff called it the Buffalo Theory. A heard can only move as fast as the slowest and weakest.

Didn’t Norm talk about this with Cliff in Cheers? 

Coming this Christmas:

Football kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.

Costas can find a better gig than the Super Bowl.

You can’t damage brain cells that are already dead. Checkmate, brain!

I’ve said for years that football destroys people’s brains. And also the players’ brains!

I went to the same high school as his son and he and my parents are friends... spent some time with him, extremely upstanding guy with nothing but integrity and class. Also took my late grandmother on a “date” to the St. Louis Symphony. 

He does consider his cameo in “Pootie Tang” to be one of his worst decisions...…

Playing football is a bit like smoking cigarettes. It’s a product that, when engaged in as intended, causes damage to the body.

And also he had a runny eye that one time. Ewww, gross!