Aggressive Blowjob is my new punk band name!

Back in my dating days, a girlfriend once sent me a text during an argument: “ERROR: Clitoris not found.” It not only made me laugh, but I resolved to be more...generous orally.

Reading the headline, then skipping the intro made those first couple of comments really confusing.

I got one a year ago, and it was a link to a porn video accompanied by “thought you’d like this.” I asked why and he replied, “it reminds me of u.” I hadn’t heard from this guy in over 6 months and I haven’t slept with him since 2012.

I’ve known guys like him, he probably does think his opinions on women’s bodies, and what constitutes the right kind of body, are extremely fascinating to everyone he meets. 

I’m a woman in my 20s. I wish old shitgibbons like Moix would leave me alone.

I’m sure 25-year-old women everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief to know old ugly men still find them fuckable.

Or just fit (or genetically/metabolically-blessed) people he assumes are 25.

If attention from men has an expiration date then it’s not attention I want. But I also dated a man in his 50s when I was in my 20s and he was a total emotional cripple. It was toxic and abusive. So I contributed to this problem and was harmed by it enough to see that younger women ARE NOT benefiting from this…

I remember seeing the headline for this somewhere else and saying “I bet he pervs hard on Asians.” AND SURE ENOUGH:

I’d like to know what Moix’s body has done for women-kind, lately.

So just flat out this guy admits he doesn’t understand and is incapable of feeling love. I almost feel sorry for him, except he’s confused appreciating young flesh with love, so... fuck him?  Yeah, fuck him. Poor loveless sap.

I have a 25 year old daughter and she thinks guys over 30 are creepy. She can’t be alone in this. I am of an age where I am invisible to all men except the husband. Although there is some beauty in this, I could do without the dudes who don’t seem to see me sharing the sidewalk with them, exiting the train, waiting on…

You guys:

The nice thing about growing older is we’re less likely to have to deal with predatory creeps like this. When I read a guy doesn’t find older women attractive, I figure it’s because he wants someone who’s easier to control. I never did have a cute figure, but I care a bit less now than I used to, and I’m less willing…

Maybe he’s trying to boost his signal with them because... how easy could it be?

Nothing empowered me more after having a kid than suddenly not caring what people (sure men, but also women-looking-as-men) thought of my body. It’s not for them. It’s for me.

Curious too why he would fancy his own aging body worthy of a youthful encounter? Oh wait...he’s a man. Duh. Gotta say, while at 53 I do get a little bummed as my goods slide southward, but truth be told, the joy of ultimately not giving a crap how men like this view me is a delicious reward for aging!

He probably only thinks of 25 years old model bodies.

OK, but why, in any interview with this man, did his feelings on womens’ bodies come up? Does he just run around talking about how he prefers young women? I don’t get it.