They’d never find his remains. The coyotes would feast well in the desert.

And Jason Momoa just went on my to-don’t list. I have hundreds of books and if anyone (who wasn’t a child) deliberately harmed one, there would be blood.

holy fuck no. No one is cute enough to not get screamed at for doing this. I would go as far as to say this falls into mean territory.

This is an excellent theory. I’m going to start doing this. 

I can’t even describe how angry this makes me. First of all, the books aren’t yours. Second of all, they’re BOOKS. Asshole.

What an egotistical jerk. I would totally not call him again after the sex.

When my grade 2 class went on a trip to the school library for the first time, the librarian asked if anyone in the class could do the splits. One girl could, and demonstrated for us. The librarian told us that leaving a book open and face down all day is the same as asking a person to do the splits all day. This was…

When I hear actors tell these “behind-the-scenes endearing” stories that are actually terrible about their costars, I like to believe it’s purposeful and they’re finally taking their revenge with a smile, faking cluelessness with a morning talk show host.

She WAS married to Johnny Depp...

OH WOW THE GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE OH WOW WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGH WOW OH WOW 

Wow Amber Heard must have a boatload of self-restraint. 

Physical destruction of co-workers’ property is grounds for dismissal out in the real world. 

he just became far less attractive to me, and she, far more.

Oh my god. The person who rips my book would have his balls fed to him through his nostrils. BOOKS ARE FRIENDS. RESPECT BOOKS, DAMMIT. Even my six and three year olds learned this lesson early.

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

Payless will always have a place in my heart for being the first store in the mall to have cute shoes in my size (10-11, wide) regularly!

I’ll forever have a soft spot for Payless, the source of my first-ever high heels: a sweet pair of black Mary Jane’s that I wore to every damn bar and bat mitzvah in 7th grade.

I’m dying with laughter over so many of the comments. “Can’t they tell the difference between plastic and leather”, “Look at the insoles!” “just hold them in your hands, and you can see the difference”. You would be lead to believe Payless only uses plastic as material for shoes, cardboard for insoles.

I can’t believe these women were fooled. Surely they would be able to tell Payless quality as compared to high-end brands? Materials? Insole cushioning?

I feel like this could only happen in the year 2018.