Why did Nicholson get a pass in the headline? That misogynistic douche gets too many passes to count (remember how downright PROUD he was to be Roman Polanski’s BFF in the early 2000s?) and dudes idolizing him is still very much tolerated for some reason. 

Good on her for sticking up for herself. It would be hard to let someone go on and on like that. After the initial shock, a “go fuck yourself” and the phone slamming down would have taken me about 10 seconds.

I know there’s a musical coming, but I would watch the hell out of a Crown style show of Cher’s life. Six seasons, different actresses every few years, all about who she is and how she came to be. Because this episode (or half season about witches) would be a great, and the “Cher discovers twitter” episode in later…

I remember reading in Hit & Run that Susan Sarandon had been up for the same role that eventually went to Cher. This article confirms that. It sounds like one group wanted Cher and the other group wanted Sarandon. Anyway, there was all sorts of tension on that set. I believe there was a instance where the entire cast…

An ugly old lady and her coven of unfuckables (including Veronica Cartwright) blew Old Man Jack out of the water* and made the studio a good amount of money. I don’t think she needs to avenge this today because she already did simply by showing up and taking what was hers. He didn’t want her and somebody overruled him…

Her resolve was so strong that she proceeded to become immortal and look fucking fantastic until the end of time, while those who mocked her grow ugly, flabby, and weak. Suck it, you gross dudes.

He has been very vocal about how much he hated doing that movie except for working with Jack Nicholson. Largely because of studio intervention. He claims he quit a couple of times but Nicholson brought him back. And he’s been studio shy since. (He’s made some huge pics since but with large gaps of producing work in…

My guess, someone much higher up forced him to use her in the film. He was hoping that, by insulting her, he could bully her into pulling out of the project. He seriously underestimated Cher.

AND NEARLY A DECADE YOUNGER THAN NICHOLSON, THE DINGLEBERRY.

And getting to deliver this line to Nicholson with Miller behind the camera must’ve been her absolute pleasure:

SHE’S A YEAR YOUNGER THAN THAT CRUSTY BAG OF SMEGMA. 

three decades ago

Well, to be fair, that level of misogyny proves he really understood John Updike’s vision. 

Hey thanks! Here’s mine. As a former Orlando resident and life long Floridian, I’m super unhappy with Mr. Opinions here.

There’s a joke about “exposure therapy” in there that I’m too tired to make.

Dear Mr. Whitley,

I work in a children’s recreational facility. Frequently there are women in the lobby, sitting down and nursing their children. Their tits aren’t FULL OUT on display as if they’re wagging the unused tit for titular pleasure, it’s just a baby nursing. When I see this, I greet them and keep on walking. I nursed two…

My friend was a young mother in the 80's. We were sitting at the mall (I know) with her new baby and she was trying to breast feed in a corner of the food court behind a pillar. And mind you she was covering herself with a blanket and trying to as discreet as possible. This little old Italian man walks by and tells…

I have this thing I do when I don’t want to see a mother breastfeeding. It’s called “looking somewhere else”. I hope it catches on!

Angry email with reasonable solution sent. dwhitley@orlandosentinel.com Have at it.