Exactly. A hundred bucks is a lot of money when you don't have much coming in.

Well, I do enjoy things like having a place to live and eating and keeping my lights on.

It's an epidemic.

I just looked it up to be sure, and, yup—"neutral facial expression"

http://travel.state.gov/content/passpo…

I know what you mean, though. There is ALWAYS another use for $100 >.<

If that's all you're finding, you're looking in the wrong places! There are tons of real corsetiers out there!

That's what I was thinking. Nothing seems to fit right.

I was also going to refer to it as mesmerizing. It really is.

If I remember correctly, you're not supposed to smile for passport photos.

Yeess. *high five*

(in other words, me, too)

Don't mind if I do!

It probably is. He was in damn good shape around the time that would have been taken. I recommend Earth Girls Are Easy for all your Jeff-Goldblum-drooling needs.

If he had an ileostomy, then it's an ileostomy bag, not a colostomy bag. You can't have a colostomy if you have no colon.

Oh, never mind that he could be ruining the lives of the women he infects. Ugh. Your friends are terrible >.<

It's been reported that they did at first, then he convinced them not to by lying about being clean. It wasn't just a one-time thing—he dated these women for quite some time.

Right? I haven't seen a dime yet for reading in the bathtub or taking mid-morning naps.

Oh, Lord. That's even better/worse.

That annoys me, too. Some of us can't even afford to take the time to figure out what we love, let alone try to do it for a living. And, news flash, not all things people enjoy are going to make money.

I don't know who this Lisa Vanderpump person is, but her name sounds like a stage name for a burlesque dancer. Or porn.

You never knew...what? That he's Alan Thick's son? This is a pretty non-specific comment. Also, he looks JUST LIKE his dad, sooo...

Rumor has it that Alan was a big, creepy, barely-legal-chasing lech in his heyday, so there's a good chance Robin learned some weird shit about how to treat women from a really young…

I was not expecting that much of a falsetto. It was startling.