I think we're pretty much all agreed, here, that Susan Sarandon is awesome, yes? Yes.

Agreed on all counts. It's one of the few celebrity breakups I actually cared about.

I have a few contenders, but here's one of my favorites: It was my first time. I'd known (and been friends with, and had been in love with) the guy for a few years, at that point, and he'd finally deigned to date me. If you could call it that. The foreplay part was going all right, I was excited, all that, and then…

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking it.

"C" stands for "cockblock", right?

Good thing he didn't have a longer name.

Yeah, I'd be especially concerned if the condom thief was a girl who said "I want you to put a baby in me."

I admire the self-awareness and restraint that showed for him, actually. He knew what he was looking for and what he wouldn't compromise on.

I had sex with a guy a couple years ago and, to this day, I'm not sure whether he made it in there or not. Things weren't lining up well at all, and then there was a lot of thrusting and an orgasm (for him), and that was the end of that.

"Mine was not some demure, coquettish poot, but a nuclear apocalypse trumpet that heralded the arrival of the four horsemen." made me laugh REALLY hard. Not as hard as your fart, of course, but it was some pretty major laughter.

YES. I was going to mention this, but I didn't know there was a GIF of it!

That last line made me like her a little bit, to be honest. Also, good hair and makeup in that pic.

Once in a while I forget what a megadouche Vanilla Ice looked like at the height of his popularity...and then I see something like this.

Anybody else get the feeling he's describing an ex with some of these?

Well, there's always the Outlander series.

I completely agree. So I guess there are two of us now.

Yes, it's fiction, but it's fiction that some people are (unfortunately) interpreting as accurate, thus judging a pretty large group of people by it AND going out and doing stupid things because now they think they're "knowledgable".

I don't agree that hair is gross and smelly (that's a hygiene issue, not a hair issue), but I DO agree that stubble hurts and he looks MUCH better without the beard.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It looks exactly like a porn cover—and would be even more so if she were wearing heels. Seriously, this is a pose they do ALL THE TIME (you start to see a trend when you spend a few years selling the stuff). This isn't a judgment, as I don't think porn, or being in porn, is…

Mine, too!