Personally, I would be very disappointed if I got a baby instead of a pterodactyl.

This, this, so much THIS. Seriously.

Yeah...I would seriously question the commitment of someone who ducks out because he's asked not to say something that's factually inaccurate (and also annoying).

Right? Why is this so difficult to grasp?

Neither do I. I'm rather disheartened by the amount of butthurt I'm seeing in the comments, here. If nothing else, "We're pregnant" should be avoided because it's completely inaccurate.

I'm quite firmly in the "it's a vulva, not a vagina" camp, as well as being annoyed by "we're pregnant." So, yes.

Yeeeesss. I love this :D How did he react?

Oh, I didn't say it wasn't scripted. I just said the phrase was used.

Heh heh. Mount. Anywhere he wants!

If I recall, Jimmy Kimmel said "we're pregnant" before Mila went on her rant.

There is a distinct difference between being invested in your partner's pregnancy and trying to co-opt it. Saying "we're pregnant" is in the latter category.

Agreed.

Fuck yes. Goddamn. Just...everything in this article. Yes.

OkCupid does have a reporting system for photos (nudes are against the rules), fake profiles, etc, which is moderated by actual human beings.

And it's bullshit, anyway, because women don't even have to be on a dating site to get unsolicited dick pics. They just have to be female and online.

Exactly! Too often, the default setting, where women are concerned, is thought to be set at "yes" until/unless she says "no". But that's not the truth of it. Default is "no" until consent is given.

Unsolicited dick pics are the internet equivalent of a public flasher. It's a dick we didn't ask for and ABSOLUTELY didn't want, but were shown simply because the guy feels entitled to do so, based on our gender. So, if you consider women who have been flashed in the park/bus/subway/etc to be victims, then, yes,…

Right! This is what I was going to say. There's a way to let a caller know you're having trouble understanding her without coming across as unsympathetic.

I guess my main question is, HOW do I get in on this racket? This unemployed-for-three-years train I'm riding right now is getting pretty old.

I really like what I see of it!